star wars runs my life.
crosses down and horns up.
my hair is always a different colour. you probably will never recognize me.
i have the biggest crushes on Ricky Olson, Matt Good, and Phil from White Chapel.
Chris Cerulli and Hayley Williams are two of the biggest influences in my life. They are two of the most beautiful humans inside and out. Without them i would be nothing..
Fin.
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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Tattoo Parlor from the 20s | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/61757971/via/GameFre3k
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
It works
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one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
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